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tell us your best joke, please.

Asked by Miguel Fernandez on 03:33, 26/06/2008 - 258 views
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一罪犯越狱，被抓了回来。警察：说！你为什么要逃跑？罪犯：这里的伙食太差了。警察：你是用什么把围墙上的铁条弄断的？罪犯：中午的馒头。

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