If I haven't contemplated murder, I would take the revenge. If I haven't seriously thought about killing a motherfucker,I would take the revenge. If I haven't had a can of rat poison in my hand and looked at it for forty-five minutes straight, I would take the revenge. If I haven't bought a shovel and a bag and a rug to roll their ass up in, I would take the revenge. If I haven't practiced my alibi in front of the mirror, I would take the revenge. And the only thing that's stopped me from killin' this motherfucker was an episode of CSI.