i think all one have some things funny to say,,,,,,,,,,,
so i would like from you to put your favorite jokes here,,,,,
allone can share with us and you can write all time if you want,,,,
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
7. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
8. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'
11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
14. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least,
15. If a dog leaves, he won't take half of your stuff.
Hard of hearing
One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?"
"No," the second man replied, "It's Thursday."
And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a coke."
The doctor told "Sardarji" that if he run eight kilometers a day for 300 days,
he would loose 34 kilos.
At the end of 300 days, "Sardarji "called the doctor to report he had lost the weight,
but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?"asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home."..
"if it looks like a duck and walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duke."
1. one summer, a giraffe met a rabbit. the giraffe flaunted her long neck to the rabbit: "look! little rabbit! you may never know the good feeling to have such a long neck. can you image the tender leaf high in the tree? can you feel how goes the cool water slowly down when you drink and swallow in the summer?" the rabbit gave a glance coldly at the giraffe and said: "have you ever vomited?"
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