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An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying.
ummm.. i know a good joke, but i've to tell it in spanish because in english language hasn't meaning (it has a pun)
Se abre el telón y se ve a Bruce Springsteen bailando.Se cierra el telón, ¿Cómo se llama la película?
(solución) "El Boss-qué animado!"
Se abre el telón y se ve a un chino tocando el arpa.Se cierra el telón, ¿Cómo se llama el protagonista de la película?
(solución) Ar pachino
Se abre el telón y se ve a una señora intentando entrar en una peluquería abarrotada.Se cierra el telón, ¿Cómo se llama la película?
(solución) "Ah, te-rizas como puedas"
Boyfriend and Girlfriend is just a label…They are your lover…Your soul mate…They are your best friend…Someone you want to spend the rest of your life with…They are your world and your everything so please once you find the one you love treat them like you should…Tell them you love them…and how much they mean to you…because sometimes they may not be there forever…and you want to remind them so they wont forget how much they meant to you…. A.J. Gordish
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?He had no body to go with!
Lol maybe this woman belong to a feminist party..anyway well said
That one, I don't know, but this one belongs:
A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute... The feminist was argueing over the different pay scales that her women were receiving...Fem: Okay, why are women paid less than men for doing the same job that a man does.Neg: It says in the Bible that women are worth less than men.Fem: Where does it say that? I don't think so.Neg: Well, you do agree that woman was made from a rib, correct?Fem: Yeah, so?Neg: Well, there you have it. A rib is a cheaper cut of meat!
I LIKE IT! LOL...
A girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be your's forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning!
LOL, Arwa !
I would punctuate the words as in the second variant, no doubt!:)))))))))))))
You can interrupt the woman, who is speaking, only in one case and with words:"will buy", "love you", "yes, I'm durak" and "Fire!!!"