Funny definitions !
Study (verb) – The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
Tomorrow (noun) – The best time to do everything you had planned for today.
Shin (noun) – A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Internet (noun) – The reason you are failing college.
No offense (phrase) – A phrase used to introduce a highly offensive comment.
Friend (noun) – One of the many strangers on Facebook.
Science Fair (noun) – A time for parents to show how talented they are.
Sarcasm (noun) – The brain’s natural defense against the less intelligent.
Life Insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
lol - Your comment wasn’t funny enough to actually laugh out loud.
secret (noun) - something you tell everybody to tell nobody.
Group project (noun) – Time to relax while you watch someone who cares do all the work.
Never mind (phrase) - You were too stupid to understand the first time, so I give up trying to explain it.
- do you know couchsurfing
- Just bored !
- comics français
- Do you watch tv?
- Dear , where's your future?
- Based on your own experience, do you believe English is hard to learn?
- What the Russians are?
- I CAN'T STAND
- whether girls are like to watch the fashion show?????
- Something motivating for language learners :)