Funny definitions !

Study (verb) – The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

Tomorrow (noun) – The best time to do everything you had planned for today.

Shin (noun) – A device for finding furniture in the dark.

Internet (noun) – The reason you are failing college.

No offense (phrase) – A phrase used to introduce a highly offensive comment.

Friend (noun) – One of the many strangers on Facebook.

Science Fair (noun) – A time for parents to show how talented they are.

Sarcasm (noun) – The brain’s natural defense against the less intelligent.

Life Insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

lol - Your comment wasn’t funny enough to actually laugh out loud.

secret (noun) - something you tell everybody to tell nobody.

Group project (noun) – Time to relax while you watch someone who cares do all the work.

Never mind (phrase) - You were too stupid to understand the first time, so I give up trying to explain it.