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The wittiest, funniest, or snarkiest one-liners you've ever said or heard.

A one-liner is a joke that's delivered in a line.


Maybe in a conversation someone said it, as quick as a flash, maybe he was quoting a famous remark, paraphrasing it, or made it up on his own. Maybe this person is you. What is the wittiest, funniest, or snarkiest one-liner you've ever said or heard?



I will start with mine.


On the starting day of highschool, our English teacher asked us to go in front of the class and introduce ourselves in English. I was asked by a classmate if I had any motto. My response was this:

"My family's motto is 'always improve', but we're working on a better version of it."

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