watt and knott

Knott: "Will Knott." (Will=William)
 
YOU LEFT THE TALKERS AT A POINT WHERE THEY WERE TOTALLY CONFUSED, READ THE REST OF WHAT HAPPENED...
 
Watt: " Why not?"
Knott: " Huh? What do you mean why not?"
Watt: " Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?"
Knott: " But I told you my name!"
Watt: "Didn't you say you will not?"
Knott: " Not not, knott, Will Knott!"
Watt: "That's what I mean."

Knott: "So you know my name."
Watt: "Of course not!"
Knott: " Good. So now, what is yours?"
Watt: "Watt. Yours?"
Knott: " Your name!"
Watt: "Watt's my name."
Knott: "How the hell do I know? I am asking you!"
Watt: "Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and
you have not even told me yours yet."
Knott: " You have been patient, what about me?"
Watt: " I have told you my name so many times and it is u who have
not told me yours yet."
Knott: " No it is u who haven't told your name!"
Watt: "Of course not!"
Knott: " See, you even know my name!"
Watt : " Of course not!"
Knott: " Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?"
Watt : " Because I don't."

to be continued...

[Pause]

Knott: " What is your name?"
Watt : " See, you know my name!"
Knott: " Of course not!"
Watt : " Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name?"
Knott: " To find out your name!"
Watt : " But you already know it!"
Knott: " What?"
Watt : "See, and you know mine!"
Knott: " Of course not!"

NOW THEY ARE AT A POINT WHERE BOTH THINK THE OTHER KNOWS THEIR NAME, BUT THEY THEMSELVES DON'T KNOW THEOTHER'S NAME.

Knott: " Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is, what will be your answer?"
Watt : "Watt's my name."
Knott: " No, no, give me only one word."
Watt : " Watt"
Knott: " Your name!"
Watt : " Right!"

[Pause before it hits him]

Knott: " Oh, Wright!"
Watt : " Yeah!"
Knott: " So why didn't you say it before?"
Watt : " I told you so many times!"
Knott: " You never said Wright before"
Watt : " Of course I did."
Knott: " Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?"
Watt : " I do not."
Knott: " Well, there you go, now we know each other's name."
Watt : " I do not!"
Knott: " Good!"

[Pause before it hits him]

Watt : " Oh, Guud!"
Knott: " Good."
Watt : " No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?"
Knott: " No, it's Knott!"
Watt : " Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud."
Knott: " Yes Wright."

MY NEW SPELL CHECKER  
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 It came with my pea sea  
 It plainly marques four my revue 
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 Eye strike a key and type a word 
 And weight four it two say  
 Weather eye am wrong oar write 
 It shows me strait a weigh.  
 As soon as a mist ache is maid  
 It nose bee fore two long  
 And eye can put the error rite  
 Its rare lea ever wrong.  
 Eye have run this poem threw it  
 I am shore your pleased two no  
 Its letter perfect awl the weigh  
 My chequer tolled me sew.