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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Because there was a hot Chick on the other side of the road! =)

the chicken want to be a human

Because a guy told the chicken there was a hot chicken on the other side of the road.

Because you dont f cook it !

 

-Phrase from Gordon Ramsay.

ha, yeah good one @DJArt81

This is what some famous great minds think about this complicated issue:

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, ''Thou shalt cross the road.'' And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: Our soon-to-be-released Chicken '09 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

COLONEL SANDERS (Famed for Kentucky Fried Chicken): I missed one?

C++ PROGRAMMER: chicken->CrossRoad() was called from chicken->GetOtherSide()

HAMLET: To cross, or not to cross, that is the question

Do you see that @Italki's people?? you're not creative at all with your answers ¬¬

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