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Agent Bond's car: the steering is at the right.
Agent Shtirlitz's car: the steering is at the left.
Agent Mulder's car: the steering is out there.
- Say, mister, has your neighbour really died?- Sorry, it's true...- That's why he is being buried!
Good jokes. I like laconic humor/witticisms a lot too.
You can find some examples here
From series "Men & Women"Jack and Jill are walking by a restaurant:Jill: Ah, what a nice smell...Jack: Okay, let's pass one more time.
A man is selling apple seeds, and another man comes and asks:- What is it?- It is apple seeds.- At what price?- Twenty bucks for twelve seeds.- Oho, why so much?- A brain will work better, if to eat them.- Okay, give! (he pays and eats twelve seeds right off) Hmmm, but I could buy more than twelve apples with twelve seeds in each for that twenty bucks...- This is it, a brain works better!- Really, it does! Give me one more dozen!
hahahahha the seeds joke is amazing big LoL ))keep that great work up
A woman, who weared only trousers, first time wears a dress. Her son is seeing this, cries out: "Mommy, turns out, you are a girl!"