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One Million copies of a new book sold in just 2 days due to a typing error of just 1 alphabet in title

Title of Book: “An idea can change your wife”

LOL. Life is too short to be serious….Smile & Laugh it out!!!!

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Well, I was walking on the street, minding my own business and suddenly….nothing happened.

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Jonathan hehe, thanks for your comment!

something like these definitions:  :D

 

 

SCHOOL :
A place where Parents pay and children play

LIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

NURSE :
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

MARRIAGE :
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..

TEAR :
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.

CONFERENCE :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

FATHER :
A banker provided by nature

CRIMINAL :
A person no different from the rest ….except that he/she got caught

BOSS :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!

POLITICIAN :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter

DOCTOR :
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

 

Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Judge (says) : blah…blah…blah….I hereby declare the defendant not guilty of the stolen diamonds.

The defendant (in reply): Nice, so I can keep them?

   OOPT 

"BOS = Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!" :D

Jonathan :DD , peter :p

Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

 

Go to YouTube.   Do a search for "Fatal Beatings Mr. Bean"

hi Bruce thanks for your comment, actually youtube is blocked here, :/

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