Neutered!!! OMG Nooooo I don't wanna be adopted by The Addams Family ;)

You're right about the cats avatars Gio(,") they attract people and comments; this one is extra sweet...

You are welcome to come and stay in Scotland, you look like a Braveheart, though you will need to wear a kilt and if you can miaow FREEEEEDOM every night before going to sleep then that would come in really handy if any Sassenachs come to our door!

P.S I'm glad you come equiped with your own weapon, it saves asking Willian Wallace for his!

P.P.S

Do you like haggis and whisky?

My wife is allergic to cats.  Although my daughter likes cats, but she is too busy now to take care of any pets.  We're so sorry we wouldn't be able to adopt any kittens now; perhaps later when my daughter is finished with college, then she would consider adopting a kitty.  Although, I don't think she'd consider adopting any kittens who hold any sharp objects.  That would be just too creepy for anybody.  She'd probably appreciate an indoor cat who is neutered and declawed.  :)

Aww...you could also say "I'll do my business...". :)