Never Add Family Members to Your Online Social Network

Never Add Family Members to Your Online Social Network

I know knew it was it's a mistake from the very beginning. The first family member I added in high school was is my aunt, then I found my mom spent more time on the phone with her and...

"Did you fucked up your physics exam again?" "Mom..."

"It's not a good idea to bitch about XXX on facebook. What if she finds out about knows it one day?" "Mom, as long as you don't tell her..."

"So yesterday evening you were not actually not working on some math problems at XXX's home, right? Where were you?" "Mom..."

Then facebook was blocked. It took me a long time to persuade her that it was not me who blocked it.

Soon I found a new land, renren, a copied version of facebook. I guess it copies facebook down to every detail except for the speech freedom of speech. I applied for an account.

Unsurprisingly our new land was invaded by a faction called "Mothers Union". No matter how cute, artistic, or even sexy their avatars are, we can regonize them. They gave up their disguise before long and we have to tolerate being spied on in broad day light.

Leah:"In the last subway heading to the downtown, going to and will meet the friends from Nanjing in KTV in 2 hours, almost 1am then ahaha that's crazy! @XX @ XXX Are you coming?"

Sunny Bay @Leah:"Be alert about to guys around! It's 11pm. No next time promise me, or I'll let your mom know." (  I don't understand.)

XXX @Leah:"Sorry, it's my mom. I'll make it up later. Metroline 9? What's your next stop? I'll get on in at Xujiahui."

And next morning I was woken up by my mom's rage and roar on the phone.

What's worse, sometimes you just feel down and scraibble something online, it can be a signal magnified into a message "my girl is suicidal" to your mom. My solution to this crisis is simple and it always works - "Mom, it's just a song. Haven't you listened to Eason Chen's new album? It's in it." She won't say no, lest I exclaim "MOM YOU'RE OUT!"

Somehow our grandparents became interested in online social network. My cousin pays regular visits to my grandfather on weekends. Yesterday she took her laptop with her and she told me later in the afternoon that my grandfather was waiting for me to sign in the whole morning, while I was doing laundry at dorm. When I finally signed in and set about preparing for finals, he asked my cousin, "What's she going to do?" "Preparing for final exams I guess."

"Oh, then I won't disturb her. Tell her that I'm proud of her and she'll be fine. I'll check my wine. My granddaughter loves the wine I make. Gotta make sure she'll have enough stock when I'm not able to make more...

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Never Add Family Members to Your Online Social Network

I know it's knew it was a mistake from the very beginning. The first family member I added in high school is was my aunt, then I found my mom spent more time on the phone with her and...

"You fucked up your physics exam again?" "Mom..."

"It's not a good idea to bitch about XXX on facebook. What if she knows it finds out one day?" "Mom, as long as you don't tell her..."

"So yesterday evening you were actually not working on some math problems at XXX's home, right? Where were you?" "Mom..."

Then facebook was blocked. It took me a long time to persuade her that it was not me who blocked it. (So, you really weren't responsible?)

Soon I found a new land, renren, a copied version of facebook. I guess it copies facebook down to every detail except for the freedom of speech freedom. I applied for an account.

Unsurprisingly our new land was invaded by a faction called "Mothers Union". No matter how cute, artistic, or even sexy their avatars are, we can regonize them. They gave up their disguise before long and we have had to tolerate being spied on in broad day light.

Leah:"In the last subway to the downtown and will meet the friends from Nanjing in KTV in 2 hours, almost 1am then ahaha that's crazy! @XX @ XXX Are you coming?"

Sunny Bay @Leah:"Be alert to guys around! It's 11pm. No next time promise me, or I'll let your mom know."

XXX @Leah:"Sorry, it's my mom. I'll make it up later. Metroline 9? What's your next stop? I'll get in at Xujiahui."

And the next morning I was woken up by my mom's rage and roar on the phone.

What's worse, sometimes you just feel down and scrabble scribble something online, it can be a signal magnified into a message "my girl is suicidal" to your mom. My solution to this crisis is simple and it always works - "Mom, it's just a song. Haven't you listened to Eason Chen's new album? It's in it." She won't say no, lest I exclaim "MOM YOU'RE OUT!"  (Does she fall for this?)

Somehow our grandparents became interested in online social network. My cousin pays regular visits to my grandfather on weekends. Yesterday she took her laptop with her and she told me later in the afternoon that my grandfather was waiting for me to sign in the whole morning, while I was doing laundry at the dorm. When I finally signed in and set about preparing for finals, he asked my cousin, "What's she going to do?" "Preparing for final exams I guess."

"Oh, then I won't disturb her. Tell her that I'm proud of her and she'll be fine. I'll check my wine. My granddaughter loves the wine I make. Gotta make sure she'll have enough stock when I'm not able to make more...