«Why were you absent yesterday?” a teacher asked from Vovochka (boy, hero of Russian anecdotes).
“We buried our grandfather.”
“Please, accept our deepest sympathy. But he wasn’t so older, what happened with him?”
“There was a fire at our home.”
“Poor man, he was burnt.”
“Not at all, my father threw out him through window.”
“Poor man, he passed away from fractures.”
“No. He fell on firemen’s trampoline and flew back into the room.”
“So, he was burnt.”
“Not at all, my father threw out him again.”
“So… He was died from fall, wasn’t he?”
“No! He flew back.”
“Damn it! What did happen with him?
“We were bored to death with him…”
“So?!”
“My father took his gun and shot him.”
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