An interesting letter:)

An interesting letter:)

Dear wife!
I am writing to you because I want to say that I want to leave you…I was a perfect man during all 7 years, but I have not got nothing from you…Last 2 weeks were terrible…especially when your boss called to me and said that he fire you!
Last week you came home and you even didn’t noticed my new headdress, I cooked your favourite dish and dressed new underwear clothes…you needed only 2 minutes for eating, watched all your favourite soap operas and went to sleep. I have not heard for a long time that you love me, you don’t want to do something what can connect a husband and a wife…I think you don’t love me more or you have a lover..

Your ex-husband.
p.s. don’t try to find me. I and your sister went to West Virginia for ever…be happy!!

my dear ex-husband!
I was so happy when I saw your letter. Yes, we got marriage 7 years ago, but you are not a real man. I watch soap operas because I don’t want to hear your whining. But it doesn’t help during last time. I noticed your new headdress last week, but I didn’t want to say to you :”you are like a woman”, because my mother teached me to say only good words or keep silent! When you cooked my favorite meal, you probably confused me with my sister, because I have not eat a pork for 7 years
What about your new underwear clothe…I didn’t want to pay attention on this fact because I saw a price on it 49.99$..i remembered that my sister borrowed in the morning 50$.. but I still loved you and I had a hope to be happy with you…that is why when I won the lottery, 10 million dollars, I quit the job and bought two tickets to Jamaica. But when I came home , you had gone with my sister…I hope you will be happy in your new life! My lawyer said that thanks to your letter, you can not pull me out of a penny. So good luck!

Your rich and free ex-wife!
p.s. ohh, I forgot to say to you that my sister Clara was born as a boy Carl…

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An interesting letter:)

Dear wife!
I am writing to you because I want to say that I want to leave you…I was a perfect man during for all 7 years we were together, but I have not got nothing from you… The last 2 weeks were terrible…especially when your boss called to me and said to say that he fired you!
Last week you came home and you even didn’t noticed my new headdress haircut, I cooked your favourite dish and dressed bought you new underwear clothes…you needed only 2 minutes to for eating, you watched all your favourite soap operas and went to sleep. I have not heard for a long time that you love me, you don’t want to do something what  that can connect a husband and a wife…I think you don’t love me anymore or you have another lover…

Your ex-husband.
p.s. don’t try to find me. I and Your sister and I went to West Virginia for ever…be happy!! 

My dear ex-husband!
I was so happy when I saw your letter. Yes, we got married 7 years ago, but you are not a real man. I watch soap operas because I don’t want to hear your whining. But it has not helped me doesn’t help during last time. I noticed your new headdress haircut last week, but I didn’t want to say to you ”you are look like a woman”, because my mother teached taught me to say only good words or keep silent! When you cooked my favorite meal, you probably confused me with my sister, because I have not eaten a pork for 7 years
What about your the new underwear clothe…I didn’t want to pay attention on to this fact because I saw a price on it 49.99$..i remembered that my sister borrowed in the morning 50$.. but I still loved you and I had a hoped to be happy with you…that is why when I won the lottery, 10 million dollars, I quit they job and bought two tickets to Jamaica. But when I came home , you had gone with my sister…I hope you will be happy in your new life! My lawyer said that thanks to your letter, you can not pull me out of a get a penny out of me. So good luck!

Your rich and free ex-wife!
p.s. ohh, I forgot to say to you that my sister Clara was born as a boy Carl…