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The World Conference of archaeologists

The World Conference of archaeologists. German gets up and says:
- Our archaeologists excavated to a depth of 10 meters and they found copper.
This proves the fact that 100 years ago, Germany had the telephone!
applause in the hall . American rises and says:
- Our archaeologists have found glass at a depth of 50 meters . This indicates that 500 years ago America had fiber connection!
Russian rises and says:
- Our archaeologists excavated to a depth of 100 meters and found nothing.
This indicates that 1000 years ago Russia had cellular network!

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    The World Conference of archaeologists

    The World Conference of archaeologists. German gets up and says:
    - Our archaeologists excavated to a depth of 10 meters and they found copper.
    This proves the fact that 100 years ago, Germany had the telephone!
    applause in the hall . American rises and says:
    - Our archaeologists have found glass at a depth of 50 meters . This indicates that 500 years ago America had fiber connection!
    Russian rises and says:
    - Our archaeologists excavated to a depth of 100 meters and found nothing.
    This indicates that 1000 years ago Russia had cellular network!

    Conferencia Mundial de Arqueólogos.

    En la conferencia Mundial de Arqueólogos. Los alemanes se levantan y dicen:

    -Nuestros arqueólogos excavaron y encontraron un teléfono móvil.

    Esto prueba que hace 100 años en Alemania teníamos telefonía celular.

    Se escuchan aplausos en el audotorio. Los americanos se incorporan y dicen:

    -Nuestros arqueólogos han encontrado de vidrio a 50 metros de profundidad. Esto indica que hace 500 años en los Estados Unidos teníamos conexiones de fibra de vidrio!!!

    Los rusos se levantan y dicen:

    -Nuestros arqueólogos excavaron a una profundidad de 100 metros no encontraron nada.

    Esto indica que hace 1,000 años en Rusia tuvimos celular por Network!!!

    Porque el auditorio sólo aplaude cuando los alemanes dan sus conclusiones... MMMMhhhh!

     

    Saludos!!! ¿qué encontrarán los mexicanos si excavan a 200 metros? (!!!!)

     

    The World Conference of Archaeologists

    The World Conference of archaeologists. A German gets up and says:
    - Our archaeologists excavated to a depth of 10 meters, and they found copper.
    This proves the fact that 100 years ago, Germany had the telephone!
    Applause in the hall.

    An American rises and says:
    - Our archaeologists have found glass at a depth of 50 meters. This indicates that 500 years ago America had fiber connections!
    A Russian rises and says:
    - Our archaeologists excavated to a depth of 100 meters and found nothing.
    This indicates that 1,000 years ago Russia had a cellular network!

     

    Good joke!

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