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Punography

Punography - some say it's pornography in words.

1. Two-thirds of a pun: P.U.
2. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents.
3. Did you hear about the stationary store? It moved!
4. I heard that the Origami factory had folded.
5. My cousin got fired from his job a Pepsi- he tested positive for Coke.
6. If you're working in the yard, be careful with the pruners - someone could lose a limb!
7. It was raining cats and dogs when I went out. I know because I ran into a poodle.

8. A piece of string walked into a bar and asked for a beer. The bartender Said,"get out of here. We don't serve your kind here." So the piece of string left and messed up his hair really bad, and twisted himself all up. Then he walked back into the bar nd asked for a beer. The bartender look suspiciously at him and said,"weren't you that piece of string that was just in here." The string replied,"No, I'm a frayed knot."

Enjoy. As usual, ask if you don't understand.

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