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A Tale about of Vitaly The Mushroom Toadstool [Mushrooms usually refer to the edible type. Toadstools are always poisonous]
In the god-forsaken deep thicket of the forest, there was Vitaly The Toadstool Mushroom. He was good looking but very poisonous. He had wears ["had" is not wrong. This way, the mushroom becomes a personification] a big red cap with white speckles. Vitaly was very haughty and rude. but no-one got involved with him No one wants to get close to him. After all, he was poisonous after all!
And once Then one day, Gennady was passing by.
"Hey, you stinking carcass! Why are you walking here? This is my property! lands, Get the hell out of here!"
Gennady went came to Vitaly and asked, him:
"Do you know, who I am i?" [I prefer to use old English here to emphasize his importance, "Dost thou knowst who I am?"]
"No!" - answer Vitaly came the reply.
"I am Gennady the Moose".
"So what? I tell you to get out of here! Vamoose moose!"
"So that moose like fly agarics Dost know moose like Nightcaps very much!"
And so said Gennady and ate Vitaly.
Very nice piece of a story. Thanks for sharing.
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