the weirdo alarm
It's intriguing how humor works between people from diverse parts of the world. Imagine the time it takes to build the personality, loaded by one's own essence and characteristics (as it is graced), to then have to corrupt, mutate and readapt it again for a new human being who tries to project themselves as unbiased in a universe where they want to feel found. It could turn out devastating.
This panic increases when considering how all the words we know have been embedded with added values, provided by everyone that life has exposed us to. Powerful words of own emotive experience will interlock into sentences to shape maybe, the prejudgement or the misunderstanding of our interlocutor. Thus the "joke" will have been a witticism not rated and may be instead be interpreted as an accusing finger.
shazam (?) ?
I’m not clear on your idea in the last sentence but I think that overall I’ve managed to find the essence of these powerful thoughts expressed here. Well done. You should write poetry too. I am also very curious about the title; "the weirdo alarm"