A cannibal lunch In a island there are cannibal family who don't eat for several days. So, the father and his son go out to search somebody to take at home for lunch. They are walking in the forest when suddenly a plane crashes down against some big trees. The couple of cannibals hidden behind a bush and they wait. The door of the airplane opens and a fat short hairy man comes out. The son very exited says to father "Will we eat his?" And the other answers "No, he is too fat. If we eat him, he'll hurt our livers!" After the man, a old ugly stinking lady exits. The son very exited says to father again "Will we eat her?" And the other answers "No, she is too old. If we cook her, we'll eat too little!" Then, a blonde young tall thin girl comes out. The son shocked says to father "Will we eat her?" And the father answers "Are you crazy?! She comes at home with us. And for lunch we'll cook your mother!"