I like all kinds of cookies. I like cookies so much that I eat them every day. I buy a pack of cookies at the supermarket on the first floor of our building and I eat it <em>all day</em>. I drink tea <em>five</em> times <em>each</em> day at work and <em>I </em>eat my favorite <em>food: Cookies!
</em>     <em>Actually, I did eat them everyday </em>until my teacher said to me "You <em>are starting to look like</em> a fat raccoon." He is an ardent fan of health food. <em>His</em> <em>words</em> scared me to death, and I decided to change my <em>eating </em>habits. I don't buy cookies anymore; I buy candy. Chocolate candy is not as tasty as cookies. I am gagging <em>and</em> crying but eating candy instead <em>of </em>cookies, because my teacher refused to let me eat cookies. I go to the supermarket and my hand stretches to cookies, but I strongly decided to eat only candy. It's strange, but I am not <em>losing weight</em>. I suspect I <em>that I have done</em> something wrong. I should ask my teacher again. Maybe candy should be replaced <em>with</em> cakes?

     <em>You are an awesome writer with a great wit! I read this story four times, and smiled every time! Keep posting!
  -- Dan </em>

I like cookies.

I like all kinds of cookies. I like cookies so much that I eat them every day. I buy a pack of cookies at the supermarket on the first floor of our building and I eat it for a day. I drink tea 5 times a day at work and eat my favorite food - cookies! More correctly to say I ate them until my teacher said to me: You will be similar to a fat raccoon very soon. He is an ardent fan of healthy food. This prediction scared me to death and I decided to change my food habits. I don't buy cookies anymore! I buy candy! Chocolate candy is not as tasty as cookies. I am gagging, crying but eating candy instead of cookies because my teacher refused to let me eat cookies. I go to the supermarket and my hand stretches to cookies, but I strongly decided to eat only candy. It's strange, but I am not becoming more slim. I suspect I am doing something wrong. I should ask my teacher again. Maybe candy should be replaced with cakes?

No, this diet will work, you are just too impatient, as usual. If you want it to work better you need to buy two packs of cookies for the day and include cakes, ice cream, and the candy. Oh and don't forget the soft drinks and chips. Eat these all day. It’s called the Average American Girl Diet. Keep up the good work.