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你妈太捧了 / Your mom is so fat 【eng + chi]】 I tried to translate the jokes into Chinese..This is more harder than I thought. =/ Any comments on the grammar would be great. Thank you. Here is my blog. Whenever I finish writing an essay, it goes here every week. http://sixiangdejuji.altervista.org/98/ ====== Your mom is so fat when she step on a scale, she saw her phone number. 你妈太胖了,她一站到秤上,看到她的手机号码。 Your mom is so fat she jumped in the air and made an earthquake. 你妈太胖了,她跳一下就能引发地震。 Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise. 你妈太胖了,人们竟能围着她进行慢跑锻炼。 Your mom is so fat I lost three days of sun. 你妈太胖了,我失去三天的阳光。 Your mom is so fat I lost my dog. 你妈太捧了,我失去我的狗。 Yo mama is so fat she stepped on a dollar and 10 mao came out. 你妈太捧了,她踩一块钱,十毛出来。 Yo mama is so fat she sat on a iphone and it became a ipad 你妈太胖了,她坐在iphone上面,iphone变成ipad。 Your mama is so fat when she gets in an elevator it has to go down 你妈太胖了,她一上电梯的时候,电梯就坠落下去了。
Oct 19, 2014 1:36 PM
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你妈太了 / Your mom is so fat 【eng + chi]】

I tried to translate the jokes into Chinese..This is more harder than I thought. =/
Any comments on the grammar would be great. Thank you.

Here is my blog. Whenever I finish writing an essay, it goes here every week.
http://sixiangdejuji.altervista.org/98/

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Your mom is so fat when she step on a scale, she saw her phone number.
你妈太胖了,她一站到秤上,就能看到她的手机号码。 It's better to add a conjunction.

Your mom is so fat she jumped in the air and made an earthquake.
你妈太胖了,她跳一下就能引发地震。

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
你妈太胖了,人们竟能围着她进行慢跑锻炼。

Your mom is so fat I lost three days of sun.
你妈太胖了,我失去三天的阳光。 I'm sorry, I can't understand this joke.....

Your mom is so fat I lost my dog.
你妈太捧了,我失去我的狗。   I'm sorry, I can't understand this joke.....

Yo mama is so fat she stepped on a dollar and 10 mao came out.
你妈太捧了,她踩一块钱,十毛出来。 I'm sorry, I can't understand this joke.....

Yo mama is so fat she sat on a iphone and it became a ipad
你妈太胖了,她坐在iphone上面,iphone变成ipad。

Your mama is so fat when she gets in an elevator it has to go down
你妈太胖了,她一上电梯的时候,电梯就坠落下去了。

 

We don't often joke about other's mom~ T.T

October 19, 2014
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你妈太捧了 / Your mom is so fat 【eng + chi]】
I tried to translate the jokes into Chinese..This is more harder than I thought. =/
Any comments on the grammar would be great. Thank you.

Here is my blog. Whenever I finish writing an essay, it goes here every week.
http://sixiangdejuji.altervista.org/98/

 

你妈太胖了,她跳一下就能引发地震。

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
你妈太胖了,人们竟能围着她进行慢跑锻炼。

Your mom is so fat I lost three days of sun.
你妈太胖了,她遮挡了我的阳光。

Your mom is so fat I lost my dog.
你妈太捧了,我失去我的狗。 I'm sorry, I can't understand this joke.....

Yo mama is so fat she stepped on a dollar and 10 mao came out.
你妈太捧了,她踩一块钱,十毛出来。 I'm sorry, I can't understand this joke.....

Yo mama is so fat she sat on a iphone and it became a ipad
你妈太胖了,她坐在iphone上面,iphone变成ipad。

Your mama is so fat when she gets in an elevator it has to go down
你妈太胖了,她一上电梯,电梯就坠落下去了。

 

October 19, 2014
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