It smells like teens have bats in their belfries Not just the ridiculously lazy abbreviations in texting are unpleasant for an eye to see, it's also the lack of any intelligence whatsoever that makes some question the reality. I assume that these are the consequences of the right circumstances in the wrong place - the world-repopulating hormones locked in a cell called cell phone. I've nothing against a little chit chat here and there unless the context which, at first, seems to be about Gaga's left heel being 10% darker than the right one, somehow in the end turns out to be about the sexual orientation of Donald Duck, which supposedly leaves a handful of hints to the person on the other side of the screen that say "I dig you!". Please, fix my commajob! :D