Stuck in Love
There are two types of people in this world: hopeless romantics and realists. Realists will just look at your face and compare it with the faces of other cute girls, whom they had seen before, but hopeless romantics are sure that the Lord God placed the perfect match for everyone on the earth, giving him a soulmate... But there is no God, and life becomes meaningful only when you fool myself into thinking that this is so. Guys who have a lot of fucks - realists. Just avoid love, what would it is not worth it.
Well, I have to say I have looked at both points of view. I still believe in true love, but meaningless sex can be nice too. I very much like your LBD.