"Space War. First Time on the Green Planet".
We landed onto the surface of the Green planet when it was a black night. Our ship got damaged. Everyone of us cried in violent pain. Flying out the window, I screamed other uncensored words. When I fell to the ground, I heard a terrible sound coming from the ship. It was a bang. At that moment I understood: We haven't a ship to go back. The infinite dark-green picture was around us. Captain False Dmitry took command.
"Get ready your gun! Look around!", he cried.
"I see nothing!", said Iron Dancer.
"I'm staying in the puddle! I must to keep dry!", squeaked Den SevenFridays.
"We have many problems even without your weeping!", replied Iron Dancer.
Suddenly, the Goomey showed himself. He was flying over the jungles.
"Don't piss, guys! It's just a phantom!", cried Iron Dancer.
To be continued....