English pun jokes Hello, lovely people of the world! Today I would like you to take a break from all the hard learning and teaching, and grab a laugh or two. I myself absolutely adore these jokes and

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English pun jokes Hello, lovely people of the world! Today I would like you to take a break from all the hard learning and teaching, and grab a laugh or two. I myself absolutely adore these jokes and they make me laugh in tears almost every time I hear/read them. So, here's the collection of my personal favorites. I'm sure you'll enjoy at least one :) -How does NASA organize a party? They planet. -How do you put a baby alien to sleep? You rocket. -Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? Because it's two-tired. -What would you find in Charles Dickens' kitchen? The best of thymes, the worst of thymes. -How did Charlotte Bronte make it easier to breathe? She created Eyre. -Do you want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable. -How do you kill a vegetarian vampire? You put a steak through his heart. -Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a bridge in Paris? He was in Seine. -Did you hear a joke about the German sausage? It was the wurst. -What do you do when a chemist dies? Barium. -I wondered why the baseball was getting closer. Then it hit me. -I'm going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I'm outstanding. :) :) :)

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English pun jokes

Hello, lovely people of the world! Today I would like you to take a break from all the hard learning and teaching, and have a laugh or two. I myself absolutely adore these jokes and they make me laugh in tears almost every time I hear/read them. So, here's the collection of my personal favorites. I'm sure you'll enjoy at least one :)

-How does NASA organize a party? They planet.
-How do you put a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.
-Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? Because it's two-tired.
-What would you find in Charles Dickens' kitchen? The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.
-How did Charlotte Bronte make it easier to breathe? She created Eyre.
-Do you want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable.
-How do you kill a vegetarian vampire? You put a steak through his heart.
-Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a bridge in Paris? He was in Seine.
-Did you hear a joke about the German sausage? It was the wurst.
-What do you do when a chemist dies? Barium.
-I wondered why the baseball was getting closer. Then it hit me.
-I'm going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I'm outstanding.

:) :) :)