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Eddie Murphy Raw part 2. I'm going to write down a couple of sentences from this show that seem interesting to me. Just for writing practice. Here comes.. I got a friend busted in his house, in his bed where him and his wife sleep, with another woman fucking. His wife walked inside the house, opened up the bedroom door, saw her man with another woman fucking. She walks and says 'AAAAArghhhhhh'. The man jumped up, saw his woman standing. She ran out in the hallway. She chases his woman down the hallway, buttom naked with a rock like dick, saying 'I'm sorry'. It sounds like a tragedy right? No, it was like this. - Baby, wait, whoa wait, whoa, whoa...look, hold on, wait a second. We've got to talk. Wait, I'm sorry. - No, you aren't sorry. I can't believe you did this to me! You have not respect for me! - Wait, baby. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Wait a second! - No, you're not sorry. You went and fucked her! (Not sure about this line, though). And then you change the shit around, right? - OK, Wait a minute! Wait one second, God damn it! YES, I fucked her, YES. Is that what you want me to say? I fucked her, alright! I fucked her! We fucked, alright! Are you happy now? We fucked! Now, let's talk about the word 'fuck' for a minute. Because it's a very important word here. Fuck yes we did! Fuck yes we did! Fuck! I fucked her. I MAKE LOVE TO YOU. (Applause). And, if you are going to let fuck come between our love, there's something wrong going on baby. (Applause)
Nov 30, 2015 3:15 PM