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If you haven't contemplated murder, you ain't been in love. If you haven't seriously thought about killing a motherfucker, you ain't been in love. If you haven't had a can of rat poison in your hand and looked at it for forty-five minutes straight, you ain't been in love. If you haven't bought a shovel and a bag and a rug to roll their ass up in, you ain't been in love. If you haven't practiced your alibi in front of the mirror, you ain't been in love. And the only thing that's stopped you from killin' this motherfucker was a episode of CSI: "Oh man, they thorough. I better make up. They might catch my ass.

Fellas, when you wake up in the morning you should look yourself in the mirror and say 'fuck you.' Fuck your hopes, fuck your dreams, fuck your plans... fuck everything you thought this life was going to bring to you. Now let's go out there and try to make this bitch happy.'

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