203 The One Where Mr. Heckles Dies 203海先生之死 钱德说现女友鼻孔大得可以看见她的脑汁儿所以甩掉了她
——他总是善于用这种表面化的理由来逃避真正的男女关系。
海先生又上楼来抱怨噪音太大，吵到他的鸟儿了(他真的喂鸟了吗？)
菲比、瑞秋和乔伊模仿珍妮丝。
海先生死了，手里仍然握着扫帚。
很显然他是在捅楼顶抗议时猝死的。
菲比不相信进化论，这可急坏了罗斯；
他相信作为科研人员他有义务对菲比进行科普教育。
律师前来宣布，瑞秋和莫妮卡继承海先生的全部遗产；
清理遗产时，大伙发现海先生年轻时相当有趣。
钱德意识到自己和海先生惊人的相似，而闷闷不乐。
为了不像海先生一样在抑郁孤独中终老此生，他抓起他最后的救命稻草，打电话给珍妮丝……
没想到珍妮丝已经等不及他，和别人结婚并且有孕了。
瑞秋看上了海先生的贝壳台灯，莫妮卡说“我的”公寓里已经有台灯够用了，
瑞秋埋怨莫妮卡并没有把她当成自家人。
剧本对白:CHANDLER: Hey.
MONICA: So how was Joan?
CHANDLER: I broke up with her.
CHANDLER: They were huge. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them.
RACHEL: Come on, they were not that huge.
CHANDLER: I'm tellin' you, she leaned back, I could see her brain.
MONICA: How many perfectly fine women are you gonna reject over the most superficial insignificant things?
JOEY: Hold it hold it. I gotta side with Chandler on this one. When I first moved to the city, I went out a couple of times with this girl, really hot, great kisser, but she had the biggest Adam's apple. It made me nuts.
CHANDLER: You or me?
ROSS: I got it. Uh, Joey, women don't have Adam's apples.
JOEY: You guys are messin' with me, right?
ALL: Yeah.
JOEY: That was a good one. For a second there, I was like, "whoa."
PHOEBE: You name one woman that you broke up with for a real reason.
CHANDLER: Maureen Rosilla.
ROSS: Not hating Yanni is not a real reason.
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