Pick-up lines

Pickup Lines

how to pick up a date in english....
we can't guarantee results though :)

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

What winks and makes love like a panther? (What?) -wink

"Can I see your hand? I want to tell you your fortune." Take hand and write your phone number on it. "there's your future."

Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.

You might as well sleep with me because im going to tell everyone we did anyway!

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.

Say, didn't we go to different schools together?

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

(Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."

Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you're desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, "how about you call me tomorrow and we'll figure out a way to spend this money?"

What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name. (switch if female asking a male)

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.

Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you taking applications?

That outfit is horrible take it off right now!!!

Hey, how’s it going? Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

Guy: Excuse me, can you step into the light over there?
Girl: Why?
Guy:So I can check you out

You're so hot, you're making my beer warm.

Walk up to a girl, hold out your hand and say "Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?"

I noticed you noticing me and i thought i would notify you that i noticed you too.

Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Hey honey, when are you gonna let me cook dinner for you?

Want to compare tan lines?

(as she walks by touch her arm and say) I just want to make sure that you were real