This is like a really cool question and I want to share my feelings about it. First of all, the word loqucious sounds really goofy and I want to thank the person that introduced it into the English language. Loqucious is difficult to pronounce and kind of goofy looking. It's also a word that's really never used. In fact, I think I'm talking about loqucious way too much!
Loqucious = Talk like you're being paid for every word you say.