Some questions from the article "WTF??? HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES????” So can you help explain? ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. 【What is the meaning of WHAT GEAR WERE YOU IN and the witness’s answer?】 ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? 【What is a bar exam?】 ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. 【Does this mean they think differently of the word APPEARANCE?】 ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? 【Can’t get the point】