Sarcastic is just funny ... and for me sardonic humor is trying to be funny but shows some bitterness. Check this out, I love it, great example =D "LETTER FROM THE BOSS..... As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama is our President, and that our taxes, and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. Since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lot and found six 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change; I gave it to them. I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic. " =D =D

THERE'RE also SENTENCES that CAN BE FUNNY and SARCASTIC DEPENDING of WHO SAYS IT: You are the only woman in my life (Adan) I have a lump in my throat (a Hanged) I believe in reincarnation (a Nail) I can't see the time to leave (a Blind) I like the humanity (a Canibal) I'd liked to be the first (John Paul II) You'll pay for this! (International Monetary Fund) All my children have different lastname (Carl Different) I get nerves of steel! (Robocop) To be blind is nothing serious. It would be worse be black. (Stevie Wonder. I know, this is some Politically incorrect... but c'mon, is so funny)

mmm... I know some funny sarcastic sentences: - I'm not sure what's wrong... But it's probably your fault! - My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right. - Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. - If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out. - Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often. - Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. -Don't Steal. Goverment hates the competition. - I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car

"Oooh, so you want to know about sardonic sentences, do you??" *taste the disdain... taste it!!* :P