I enjoy getting into metal cylindars and flying through time, watching light pass through a spinning reel of film, consuming rotten vegetation combined with yeast, and other potentially normal things.
I’m really good at sticking my foot in my mouth, charming ladies with my boyish good looks and awkward lack of charm, avoiding any use of the word "gastronomy", using interrobangs, uncorking bottles of wine, oxford commas, and oxford commas.
