1) Where are you from? I'm from Bucharest, Romania, Europe, Earth, Solar System. Yup, you got it. I'm not E.T.
Who are you? I am who I am. Just like God. Well, I'm not God obviously. LOL at your thought.
What do you do? Mostly what Garfield does: sleeping, eating, breathing, being sarcastic.
2) Why are you learning a language? Who says I'm learning a language? Nah, I'm too lazy to learn anything. Tiny bits of information just enter my brain as they like. I just don't fight them.
3) What are you looking for on italki? I thought paid text chatting with a native is going to help those bits of information find me in a more efficient way, without wasting time googling the web or waiting a reply for days. Now I'm thinking the heck with everything. It wasn't meant for me.