First of all.if you just wanna talk to me.it's ok.my english isn't perfect.i would be more than happy that i could improve my english and make friends from all over the world,getting to know their personalities.and learning their cultures.
I think It's nearly impossible to find a student
here.since there are so many language-exchange partners.but I can give it a shot.
My concept of teaching is make it fun and enjoyble.what do you want to learn you can tell me,i will be prepared.
Here are some methods of my way of learn a language.
1.the chinese words or characters that sound similar to english words:
drag = 拽 zhuai4
fee = 费用的“费 fei4
howl = 嚎 hao2
peel = (水果)皮 pi3 Orange Peel ju zi pi 桔子皮
shit = 屎 shi3
etc.
2.jokes (try to translate)
waiter,this soup tastes funny.
then why aren't u laugh?!
3.riddles(try to translate):
1.Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break. But put me in
the ocean, and I will. What am I?
A tissue or A wave
2.No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
1.Silence
2 A secret
3.I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the
ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?
A shadow
4.brain teasers(try to translate):
what room has no sides,no walls,no doors,and
no ceilings?
a mushroom
what did the cop say to the bad popsicle?
freeze!
try to translate them into chinese.
5.Famous Quotes or funny quotes:
Time is a great teacher
shi jian shi yi ge hen bang de lao shi
时 间 是 一个 很 棒 的 老 师
, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
dan bu xing de shi ta sha si le so you de xu sheng
但 不 幸 的 是 它 杀 死 了 所 有 的 学 生
garfield:love comes to go, only pork roll is eternal
爱情来得快去得也快，只有猪肉卷才是永恒的。
4.tongue twister
A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.
大黑虫咬大黑熊，大黑熊流血了！
吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮，不吃葡萄到吐葡萄皮。
When you eat grapes, don't spit the grape skins out
Eat grapes without spitting the skin of the grape, not eating grapes
spit the skin of the grape.
chi pu tao bu tu pu tao pi er ,bu chi pu tao dao tu pu tao pi
四是四，十是十，十四是十四，四十是四十，不要把四当成十，也不要把十四当成四十。
6.funny pictures and funny sayings.
7.Chinese culture:like chinese Zodiac etc.
9.chinese proficiency test
1.. Ni men _____ Zhong wén zì dian _____?
A. huì yòng. . .bú huì
B. bú huì. . .huì yòng
C. bú yòng. . .huì bù
D. huì yòng. . .huì yòng
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2. Ta bú kàn _____ diàn ying.
A. bù hao de
B. bù ho
C. ho bù de
D. ho bù
i'm a little bit unorthodox.but interesting
my contact information:msn:fayeiloveyou0709@yahoo.com
skype:faye.ru.
