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Very funny XD

Woman: do you smoke
Male: yes!
Woman: how many bags a day ?
? Male: 1 package!
Woman: how much money per package?
Male: 60 yuan!
Woman: how long have you been smoking?
Male: 15 years!
Woman: so how have you been these years smoke 21600 yuan every year?
Man: right!
Woman: 1, 21600, the last 15 years you smoke spent a total of $324000?
Man: MMM!
Woman: do you know? If you don't smoke, the money in the bank, you can buy a BMW!
Man: do you smoke?
Woman: no!
Man: fuck you!!! Where are your BMW??

May 4, 2014 9:12 AM