Un escritor terriblemente vanidoso, que no podía soportar que nadie criticara sus obras, estaba un día en el café y entró un amigo diciendole:
Acabo de Hablar con uno que anda diciendo horrores de tus escritos.
-¡Esto es una ofensa! ¡Dime quien es! ¡Prónto!
-Es alguien a quien no conoces.
-Está bien: voy a salir a la calle, y al primero que no conozca: ¡le rompo la cara!

CHISTES MEXICANOS

ESCRITOR VANIDOSO

Denk je dat dat onmogelijk is? 🤯
Niet voor wetenschappers! 🧪🔬
Ontdek hoe zaden, planten 🌱 en zelfs ecosystemen 🦋🌾 worden bewaard in vriezers om de biodiversiteit van Nederland te beschermen. 🧬❄️
💡 Een verrassend college over klimaat, genetica en toekomstbestendig natuurbeheer!

📺 Kijk het op de Universiteit van Nederland! 🎥👩‍🏫 ==> https://youtu.be/aOnjFVXRPz4?si=m7jb6l1rDZfO7ZZU

🎓✨ De Universiteit van Nederland (UvNL) ✨📚 - Met oefeningen voor niveau B2.

🧊🌿 Hoe stop je de Nederlandse natuur in een koelkast? – Universiteit van Nederland 🇳🇱🎓

¿Qué son los hábitos?
Práctica habitual de una persona.
Hábitos para empezar el día
Bebe un vaso de agua en ayunas
Medita 5 minutos al inicio o al final del día
Leer 
30 minutos de ejercicio al día
Hábitos que drenan tu energía
Hacer un trabajo que no disfrutas
Ser perfeccionista
Preocuparte por lo que no puedes controlar
No saber decir que no.

My language learning voyage (Español)

Hábitos

En este audio-artículo describo los lugares de Tarragona que, para mí, son los más interesantes  : )

VIAJAR POR ESPAÑA  "AUDIOS"

Mi España - La Ciudad de Tarragona

A story about. some office workers They have an invention that is. groundbreaking. that could revolutionize their approach to business

English My Way

Hardworking

In this episode of English Learners Boost, discover how to make the most of the holiday season to improve your English skills! From festive conversations to learning through holiday traditions, we’ll explore practical tips to help you end 2024 on a high note. Plus, learn how to kickstart your English journey with personalized lessons on iTalki. Tune in and let’s boost your English together!

English Learner's Boost

Taking Advantage of the Holidays Before 2025

Jorge is shopping at a clothing store.

Salesperson (Lily):
This jacket fits you really well! Would you like to size up and try a bigger size?

Customer (Jorge, confused):
Size up? You mean bigger size?

Lily (nodding):
Yes, exactly! "Size up" just means trying a larger size than the one you have.

Jorge (scratching his head):
Hmm… Size up? You mean, when I grow bigger?

Lily (laughing):
Haha, no, no! "Size up" just means trying a bigger jacket. Not growing, just a bigger size!

Jorge (still confused):
So… Size up means I wear bigger clothes, but I don’t grow taller?

Lily (smiling):
Yes! "Size up" means getting a bigger size of the same jacket. You don’t need to grow taller for that!

Jorge (nodding, still unsure):
Okay, okay, I try bigger size jacket. I think I understand!

Jorge (curious):
By the way, your English is really good. How do you speak so well?

Lily:
Well, I took speaking lessons with Teacher Smith on italki! She’s amazing for improving English.

Jorge:
Really? How I book  lesson with her?

Lily:
It’s super easy, just click on her profile on italki and book a speaking lesson!

Jorge:
Wow, easy? I book it now!

LEARN BY LISTENING

Have You Ever Sized Up?

In this episode for upper-intermediate and advanced English learners, I’ll talk about my experiences delivering food with DoorDash, and you'll have the opportunity to practice your listening comprehension skills by answering a set of questions at the end of the episode. 

I welcome you to share your answers and other thoughts in the comments!

The idioms I mention near the beginning of the episode are:
- to keep a roof over one's head
- to make ends meet
- to put food on the table

(Music by Lesfm from Pixabay)
