Are these sentences grammatically correct and natural enough?

1) I can't get on your level because I can't climb that much to your high experience ladder!

2) I dread to think of getting on your level because it's quite impossible for an ordinary guy like me to acquire that intellectual and quick-witted mind!

3) I can't get on your level because it's light years away and I don't have that space-shuttle called intellectual calibre to reach there!

Question

Are these sentences grammatically correct and natural enough?

1) I can't get on your level because I can't climb that much to your high experience ladder!

2) I dread to think of getting on your level because it's quite impossible for an ordinary guy like me to acquire that intellectual and quick-witted mind!

3) I can't get on your level because it's light years away and I don't have that space-shuttle called intellectual calibre to reach there!

Answer

Not really. Google 'verbose'.

Mate, you need to take lessons with a natural speaker. It costs money but you'll make progress instead of whatever this is.

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