Ignore Hughski, he's joking. To answer your question: We don't.

Eat Kitty?...You eat cats? We Americans don't do such things. We believe cats and dogs are above the other animals that we eat such as cows ,pigs , and chickens. They are considered close pets not really food. This is a taboo i'm sure of..

I like to lick it for a half hour or so beforehand.

I don't understand the question...