оборот речи Как сказать по-английски что-то около : Ржу-немогу, катаюсь по полу(от смеха), уписываюсь, целую плинтус, корчусь на коврике, нюхаю тапочки, ну, типа, оборжаться .

Dreams come true. Story about toys. Part 1. It was many years ago.In one country , named USSR was living a little girl. Her family consist :mather,father and a sister who was older on 4 years.This family was from workers.This girl haven*t a good toys and only had a dreams for beautifull and pretty toys, who could live in her poket or in her school bag . Soviet Union made many weapons and cruel horrors but not a goodness toys.. She was loving one doll named Mashka. Mother made it by a small piece of bandage turned around with a white thread . The mouth and eyes on her face was marked with a marker.It looked awful,and she provoked a simpathy and a wish to embrace her and to cry.Time to time the doll became dirty.Mother made new layer of bandage and draw new face with other color marker. The doll began a new life. The dream to have interesting and pretty toys push her to try sew a toys.

Crimea today I have two amigos from russia . When I ask : why you killes ukrainians , they answer becouse we battle against USA . Why you battle against USA ? Becouse we stand up from the knees.

Art in England

 What about painting , exhibitions . Who like paint ore  see painting in galleries and what kind of stiles appresiate. What you recommend to see ?  

Gardens I wrote a text but I don*t know if it is not terrible too much.Correct me , please. "We would like to see this project with the human face ,interesting personal story, that owners can share their favorite places through an exhibition of paintings and in creative cooperation with the artist to convey his love for beauty . After all, every garden was worth a lot of work and is part of the owner's soul, his character, his vision of harmony in the world. We have always admired the famous English gardens and parks and we have long wanted to bring their beauty on the canvas. Paint great incredible corners and such fragments of the slightest ones frozen poetry, because the gardens each year varies. "