What is the best textbook which you would recommend to English speaker for learning Chinese?  What is the best textbook which you would  recommend to English speaker for learning Chinese?<img alt="" src="http://www.italki.com/fckeditor/editor/images/smiley/msn/regular_smile.gif" />

I found a sentence in a spoken English book "All I have to do is learn English. "It is correct? Learn or learning or to learn? Thank you!

a joke about Chinese learning English Xiaoming asked teach in a English class"May I go to the toilet? " Said the teacher"Go ahead". Then Xiaoming sited down. After a while, Xiaoming asked again:"May I go to the toilet?" "Go ahead" replied the teacher . Then Xiaoming sited down again. His deskmate couldn't help asking Xiaoming "Why don't you go to the toilet? The teacher has allow you to go . " Replied Xiaoming"Didn't you hear that the teacher said '去你个头‘？” PS: My friends who are learning Chinese, how do you think of this joke? Is it funny?

Why do I want to improve my English? (a joke) A boy and a girl are in love. The girl did not feel safety from her boy friend, so she speak to her boy friend:"Honey, say I love you!!! Say it! Say it!" The boy:"It"

一个四年级的小朋友写的英语诗 English poems by a four-grade girl  http://www.pep.com.cn/xiaoyu/jiaoshi/xueshu/haiwai/201102/t20110223_1023878.htm

How do you say "我的英语是半桶水" in English? Thank you!!!

How to say "这句话很绕口。” in English? By the way, I want to know which following sentence is correct. This book is fun This book is funny? What is the difference between fun an funny when they are adjectives. Thank you in advance.

Is April fool's day popular in western country nowadays? What do you usually do on that day?  Is April fool's day  popular in western country nowadays? What do you usually do on that day?<img alt="" src="http://www.italki.com/fckeditor/editor/images/smiley/msn/teeth_smile.gif" />

"Did you ever want to someone to help correct your writing?" It is correct? I found this sentence in italki welcome letter " Did you ever want to someone to help correct your writing?". I wonder it should be "want to someone to help" or "want someone to help". Thank you! Friends!