Right and Wrong

Mrs Cameron, a primary teacher, was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong.

"All right children, let's take an example," Mrs Cameron said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?"

Little Tony raises his hand, and with a confident smile says, "You'd be his wife."

There were four people on the plane after the piolet jumped out but only three parachutes. There was a doctor,a scientist,a preacher, and a boy scout.

The Doctor grabs a parachute and jumps out saying, "I can save many lives."

The Scientist grabs a parachute and jumps out saying, "I'm the smartest man in the world. I need to live."

The preacher says to the boy scout, "I've lived a good life son. You go ahead and jump."

The boy scout replies, "We can both jump sir. You see the smartest man in the world jumped out of the plane with my back pack."

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next please!

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.