"Once swallowed, I entered the human's stomach where I was immediately metabolized in a bath of acid."
So it's not exactly a carrot that is telling the story, right? Is it out yet, btw?
I promise Susanne that I will never ever start a thread on Pizza toppings again. It will desappear in less then 24 hours. Did you think of the pain of those poor tomatoes cut into slices? The distress of poor mother cow who had to give her precious milk to make mozzarella? And those criminals who want a Napoletana killing all those anchovies that were swimming happily in the ocean?
No, no! All this thinking will prevent me to study my target languages today.
I consider converting myself to Breatharianism. Oups ! Religious discussions are forbidden by the TOS .