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Anti-Jokes

For those unfamiliar with the concept, anti-jokes (also referred to as anti-humour) are similar to conventional jokes but the punchline is either missing or not what you would expect. You may argue that normal jokes, too, rely on punchlines you don't expect. That's exactly the point. You are expecting to be surprised by them (in a particular way). What a surprise when they're not surprising at all, or they are surprising in a different way. They tend to rationally explain something, taking whatever is being addressed in the joke literally, and they may turn out very dark. They're jokes that make fun of jokes. A joke-ception, if you will. Some people don't find them funny, some people do.


A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.


Mary had a little lamb.

The doctor fainted.


Roses are red

Violets are blue

But roses can also be white

And violets should be purple.


Why was the turtle late for work?

Because he'd hung himself the night before.


What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Do you know any anti-jokes? Do you want to try coming up with your own?

2018年9月19日 17:00
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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I must be an anti-jokester because I think everyone's contributions are really funny!


I tried talking about our future but he only wanted to talk about our past. It was a tense conversation.

I don't trust these stairs because they are always up to something.

Behind every great man are objects that aren't visible because he is obstructing the view. 

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Come on, SHL, you can do it. Just try.
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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

2018年9月19日
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"Nope," she said, got on a big yellow bus and left.
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