LoL...so funny..do not make jokes on lawyers, Joao! You don't need troubles with those people, they know how to use your own words for their own interest so mind out when you talk about lawyers! And here is a joke to share .....

A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.

"Alright," the lawyer says looking through his papers. "You owe me $1000 down and $417.58 cents each month for the next thirty-six months.

"What! That sounds like a car payment schedule," retorted the client.

"Your right. It's mine."

Short joke, though not about lawyers...
     Scientists at last have decoded a shriek of a dolphin while it is rescueing a drowning human.
It is: "Leave me alone, you damn jerk!!"

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Another one...
   A man is putting a notice in a newspaper: "I pay 1000 dollars to him who finds a lovely cat of my dear wife."    An office girle asks:  "Oh, I comprehend your feelings, but a thousand dollars...  isn't it too much??"
The man:  "No, that's just right. Yesterday I at last murderd the loathsome creature."

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And the last... well, about a lawyer! :
     The young counsel for the defence  begins his speech:
           "The fact that the accused has chosen me as a counsel  definitely prooves he is of diminished responsibility."
  

Let's laugh together. Share one joke you enjoyed  too. Thanks for  your contribution.