A Pair of Shoes

I have trouble remembering people. ًI remember shoes better. Actually, shoes are really good to notice and to look at. I usually make a quick snapshot of the shoes then, and without being creepy, I take a second look at them. I have a talent! I can pick out a pair of shoes from a crowd. People? No! I can't easily remember them unless they're unique enough. Hmmm, exceessive looking, glances or stares at a pair of shoes won't be rude. I'm looking at your shoes, so what? See? It's safer than looking at people.

Sir, be careful, someone may judge your shoes. Remember, you can't wear trainers with a suit.

Have a nice day!

-I think women have a "shoe gene". I once thought only American women had this attachment to shoes, but I've seen it is a universal trait of women everywhere. Men are oblivious to them generally.

A Pair of Shoes

I have trouble remembering people. I remember shoes better. Actually, shoes are really good to notice and to look at. I usually take a quick snapshot at the shoes then, and without being creepy, I take a second look at them. I have a talent! I can pick up a pair of shoes from a crowd. People? No! I can't easily remember them unless they're unique enough. Hmmm, exceessive looking, glances or stares at a pair of shoes won't be rude. I'm looking at your shoes, so what? See? It's safer than looking at people.

Sir, be careful, someone may judge your shoes. Remember, you can't wear trainers with a suit.

Have a nice day!