Arguing with the neighbor's bush is when you and your neighbors yell negative comments to each other outside from your own backyards. Sometimes people plant a tall row of bushes to provide privacy between the two yards. When you are arguing, it looks like you are yelling at the bushes. Plaid is a fabric pattern. Google plaid images for examples. The hair stylist claims to be so good at coloring beards that he could even make a plaid design with the colors. Mold manes means to style hair. We call the hair on lions and horse's heads manes. Mold means to take something from a very basic form and change it into something else.

Ok, first point: the ad is no in a serious nor formal style. . shouting matches: guess: Living in the suburbs it is common to cut hedges & such, green plant boundaries between properties. Sometimes one wants/needs to trim or collect leaves dropped from a bush that is technically the neighbours. Perhaps in a heated moment it has been known to shout at a bush that causes you trouble, or that you wish were simply not there. . "dye hair a rustic flannel plaid" - They can dye hair in patterns. http://www.etsy.com/listing/89494406/goin-home-rustic-1960s-plaid-flannel Shows a rustic (country-like) flannel (soft cloth) plaid (check) shirt a guy might wear. I think it is suggesting that guys have ideas on hair & dress that may be different to gals. . "mold manes" - probably American for "mould manes" A mane is the hair round the neck of a male lion. This is similar to a beard on a man. Some men seem to have unruly beards. To mould is to shape. They can cut beards into neater shapes. . The add is aimed at women & at women who want to shape/craft/refine their man. . All guesses: some other interpretations & details may be just as justifiable.