Could you translate these for me?
1. That depends. Do you want to understand signs (标志) on the Chinese mainland or do you want to have a rich Chinese immersion experience on the Internet? (Deciding whether to learn simplified or traditional Chinese)
2. Would you rather do the chicken dance in public or would you rather go to your wedding shirtless?
3. I wish I were the most famous person ever.
4. It has already been made into a movie.
5. He got shot in the head.
6. You shouldn't abuse time travel and teleportation.
7. I'm going to be 24 next month.
8. "Lifting lighter weights for more reps is the same as lifting heavier weights for less reps." "Not really."