I hope it’s ok to give you a little tip because you have a quite crucial typo.

marital = related to marriage

martial = related to fighting or war

Ok, married people often fight but nevertheless it’s “marital status”.

I am a brown belt.

The wife is a black.

Her mother, however, beats both of us. She is a former national kick-box champion.  

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I love the question!

I did Aikido for a month or so but it wasn't good for my wrist........

I really like Kapoera, but only as a hobby