This joke was told by a tourist guide when I went to Padang,Indonesia about 5 years ago.

It goes like this,the tourist guide asked "Goats eat grass,right?"  and we answered "Yes."  Then he asked "Why?"  We all gave various answers but not even one is correct. Then he said "Because the goats are hungry."

Q:Why did the skeleton leave the party?

A:He had no body to dance with. 

Have a nice day.

My English/Korean joke:

what do you call a large tissue? 후지! (Like English "huge" but spoken with an accent.) 

불고기의 반대말이 뭐에요?

/물고기/  !!! 

This is the Korean forum, right? ;)

@Shou and @Azalea: Azalea is absolutely correct :)

Here's another one:

Q: What does the bread say when it runs into the wall?

A: 빵!